Porn Sunday

As many of you may know, today is Porn Sunday. In honor of this occaison, I have decided to start a charity, Porn for the Poor.

Please send, care of myself, your used, quality magazines, DVD's and VHS tapes.

We will then distribute these items to those who cannot afford their own porn. With your help, no one in this country will have to go without porn.

Thanks and God Bless.